I'm Special Damn It (and not in the short bus way)

Xmichra gave me an award!!!

1. “The Honest Scrap” award is not one to hold all to your self but it must be shared!
2. First, the recipient has to tell 10 true things about themselves in their blog that no one else knows.
3. Second, the recipient has to pass along this prestigious award to 10 more bloggers.
4. Third, those 10 bloggers all have to be notified they have been given with this award.
5. Those 10 bloggers that receive this award should link back to the blog that awarded them “The Honest Scrap’ award.

I am going to add that I think this award goes to people I find honest and funny. And to people who I find will tell you the truth about themselves, which is rare.

First off, after four years of blogging, there ain't a whole lot you guys don't know. Except maybe that I like to exaggerate with bad grammer on occasion. No wait, you probably knew that.

Also, since the stalker (note I don't even capitalize his nickname) may return at any moment, I won't be putting anything too personal here. But this sort of thing shouldn't be put on a private blog. So here it goes, ten things you hopefully don't already know that I don't mind *anyone* knowing.

1. I once had a three legged cat named Tina. Occasionally I referred to her affectionately as "Tripod". She didn't mind.

2. My mom wanted to name me Elizabeth, but my dad wouldn't let her.

3. As a kid, I wanted to name my future daughter Rebekah. My stepmom named my sister that when I was 16, even though she didn't know I liked it. I was pissed. She didn't know that either. Then she proceeded to call my sister by her middle name. :/

4. My first kiss with tongue was absolutely gross. This worried me because I thought I didn't like kissing. Luckily I found out later that the first guy was just really bad at it. LoL.

5. I now love kissing. ;) (with a good kisser)

6. I have learned that either I am attracted to someone from the first time I meet them, or I'm not. I don't change my mind over time.

7. Brianna was a planned pregnancy, Tristin was not. However, I wanted a baby before Tristin came along, I just thought I had another year to prepare before trying to get pregnant.

8. I have never met anyone who wasn't surprised to find out how old I am. I'm not saying this in a conceeded way, it was actually annoying when I was 20 and people thought I was 16 or 17. Older ladies always said I would appreciate it when I was older. And I do. ;)

9. The douche who sent mixed signals over a year ago (anyone remember him?) started working at my gym last week. At first I was surprised. Then a little annoyed. (It's MY gym, how dare he show up.) But now it's just damn funny. LoL.

10. I'm a cuddler with the right person. :) (You may know that, but I felt like saying it anyway!)


Ok, now for the giving of the award to others. I don't really keep up with many blogs anymore, and some people have dropped off blogging.

Karma
Mr. G
Toby

A late meme

The Queen's meme #2, found here.

Mission Impossible

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
~I pout. My pout is very irresistible. As for what I left? hmmm... Oh! My camera. I forget that all the time now.

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?
~You know, I'm not really good with kids. I do ok with my own. But a bunch of bad kids who don't want to learn? How about this: "Shut up and learn, or go home and stop wasting my time."
I would so get fired if I were a teacher.

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
~Stalk them. We all know I've been stalked enough by others to know how! LoL

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
~A diet dr. pepper.

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?
~Domino's pizza. I hate to cook.

6 You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
~laugh.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
~I choose number 2. Good health is the only thing on there I have. Therefore it would be the only thing I would miss if I didn't have it.

The Queen's Meme and My Quest for Minions

Meme found here, and she found it here.

The Blog Outside The Box Meme
This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:
Don't end up in the dungeon.


1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
~ I was walking along being very careful and trip(over a thick piece of air no doubt) and knocked over a statue. Which then knocked over another. And another, and another. oh you get the idea!

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
~ Reflections of a Crazy Bitch.

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?
~ You wanna be starting something?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
~ What I do when I finally get organized enough to have minions to do my bidding! muwahahahahhaha!

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts an Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
~ No doubt my potty mouth. I mean seriously, I can make fleets of sailors blush when I'm in a mood.

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
~ Minions! I demand to have minions to do my bidding!!!

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
~ Most of my minions would probably just be doing my housework. LoL.