Well, this will have to be a good post because everyone knows all good stories start with once upon a time. Except one I read recently. It was very short. This is a lot of pressure to be under. Ok, here goes...
Once upon a time a housewife was bored.
So she started a blog.
Then she kissed her boring husband,
Who turned into a frog.
So where is my happy ending?
The wife began to cry.
And that is when her husband,
Ate a big fly.
Ok, so maybe it isn't the greatest story ever told, but it is a bit funny.
2 comments:
ok so my story may have been short but at least it was happy. I told you i had a lot of different spins but decided to cut it short b/c you were buggin' me to death about it. I figured that was all your attention span could hold. I also left a lot to the imagination and by the way my piggy had a tail! a very nice tail at that. HA!
Kind of sad, really...
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