Queen's Meme #6

#6 The Bachelor’s Dating Meme

In honor of my 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I've been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. I spoof 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.

Ergo, today's meme was born.

Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate

Try Sesame Street.

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?

Plotting world domination by enslaving all the idiots on dating sites who think they are actually getting a date with a chick who looks like a model!

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine

Only because good women don't get caught doing something worth a fine.

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?

Sure don't, you wanna be the one to let him know first hand? Come on over.

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional

I put the Hell in Hell no.

6. Does this profile make me look fat?

No fatter than you appear in person I'm sure.

7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity

Stupitity is as stupitity does.