I got this in an email today and thought I would share it.
Consider these 3 thoughts:
(1) Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that ball point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this
problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen
that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface including
glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 degrees
centigrade. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy
paying them.
(2) Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it any more.
(3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse
is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery", and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges,
and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
4 comments:
hahah.. sweet! and i love the new fall backdrop :)
The pencil thing cracked me up. OH MY. I am laughing so hard the tears are running down my face!
The pencil one was hilarious.. I really like the fall backdrop too..Im so ready for cooler weather!!
Im hoping to make a trip to Tennessee in the fall...thats my favorite time of year..maybe we can meet up for margaritas or something!
Those are great! Thanks for sharing them!
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