The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
4 comments:
You know, those are probably the warnings people would be more inclined to follow.
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Consumption of alcohol makes you think that you and technology are a good mix. At least if you're me.
Ha, ha, haaa! I love #6... although I thought it was more like couch burn on the nose... yeah, hard scab to explain away I am afraid! ;-P
Funny! Unfortunately, some of us don't need alcohol to do some of those things. ;-)
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